Funny Oni et. al. Part 1

This was too good not to post! Lydia is my six year-old niece. She is in the first grade.

A phone conversation between Nana and Lydia:

Lydia: "Hi Nana"
Nana: "What's wrong Lydia? You sound sad."
Lydia: "I got a sad face on my calender today" (at school - reflecting her behavior)
Nana: "What happened?"
Lydia: "Well, I threatened somebody."
Nana: "Tell me about it."
Lydia: "I meant to say, 'I'm a clown', but what came out was, 'I'm gonna smack you.'"

Don't you just hate when that happens?!